2009/11/20

The Original Pimp

I posted this on Twitter and on Facebook today and got a mixed response so it gave me a good idea for a blog post. In Episode 5 of Star Wars there's a point in the movie where the following happens:

*Note, this is paraphrased. I don't know it by heart*

Vader: "Put him in"

*Leia and Han kiss*

*Storm troopers put Han in carbon freezing chamber*

Leia: "I love you"

Han: "I know"


How pimp is that?

Immediately after posting this to Facebook it was "Liked" by four people but had no comments. I gues my Facebook friends agreed with me.

But Twitter. Well, Twitter got a different response from two people. Apparently it's not the optimal response to the phrase. I can understand that but you have to look at the specific situation. Leia and Han have been running around for two whole movies dancing around the fact that they're in love with each other. Well, Han knows but Leia is in denial until that moment. I think that makes the response so pimp. He's non-chalant and cool about it even though he's about to be frozen in carbon and might die.

I tried to explain that to one of the Tweeters that it all depends o the situation. Nope, there is no situation where that is pimp. I don't know if I completely agree.

So, this is a call to you my readers (all five of you). What are your thoughts? I guess you kind of have to be a fan of Star Wars to really understand and respond but even if you're not a fan you should write a comment so I know I actually have readers and can validate myself. Ready? Comment!

Asian out

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2009/11/19

The One

I got a text last night from one of my friends who said he needed "a beer". Being the good friend I am I obliged to meet up with him to give him an excuse to get out of the house and have a beverage. I set out expecting to have one, maybe two and just enjoy the time out of the house and with a friend. Well, needless to say one turned into two which turned into three. Then another friend showed up with more friends and by the end of the night there was a guy buying shots for the whole bar... Don't worry, it wasn't me.

You can never really go out for "just one" unless you're pretty stubborn or have a really good excuse for leaving. Luckily, neither of us have a job to go in the morning and no wife at home waiting for us to come back. One of my favorite Irish bands, Gaelic Storm, wrote a song about this. Here's a MSPaint Movie interpretation of the song as well as the lyrics to this extremely accurate song (maybe not the exact situation but something quite similar).



My friend Harvey married Tracey McCall,
By Christ she was a scary old doll.
A voice out of hell and a temper to boot,
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit.

I bumped into Harvey back home last year,
Says I to him, 'Do you wanna go for a beer?'
'No, me sister's French husband is over,' says he,
'I've been sent to get snails to impress him for tea.'

'I was down in the snail shop, she told me to go,'
'I'm a little bit late because business was slow,'
'If I'm not home by six, I'll surely be done,'
'The Mrs will kill me, let's just go for the one.'

The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.
The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.

For the one went down fast, the second did too,
three or four followed, twas a fine how-do-you-do,
Harvey looked at his watch, shrieked out with fright,
It was twenty past ten, we'd been drinking all night.

Well cursing my name, he sped 'cross the floor,
clutching the snails, he ran out the door,
'I'm a dead man,' he said, 'I'm drunk and I'm late,'
As he tore down the road and up to his gate.

The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.
The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.

Well he opened the gate and he ran down the path,
but he knew he was in for the dragon's wrath,
but he tripped and he fell and up in the air
went the bag with the snails flying everywhere.

Hearing the noise she kicked open the door,
snails and Harvey were spread 'cross the floor,
'You're three hours late,' she screamed, loud as she could,
'What's your excuse, this had better be good.'

Well he looks down at the snails
and with a confident dare
he says, 'five more feet lads, we're nearly there.'

The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.
The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.

The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.
The one, the one, don't go for the one,
don't go for the one, for the one, for the one.

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2009/11/18

GIS Day

Today was a long day. I got up at a decent hour (read half past eight am, that's early for me!), went the to gym, did some work for my housing association, went to GIS Day at Harrisburg Area Community College (HACC), and then had a meeting for my housing association. It doesn't sound like a whole lot but one of those events, GIS Day, took up a big chunk of time. What's that you say? What's GIS Day? Well let me tell you about it!

GIS Day is a day dedicated to GIS, duh. HACC hosted the event and brought in a bunch of people to do presentations on GIS and its uses. I only got to stay part of the day but I learned a lot. Hopefully I can explain some of it but there definitely is a lot I don't know.

I guess I should start with what GIS stands for. It is not Google Image Search, which is what I thought of the first time I saw the acronym. GIS stands for Geographical Information System which is the use of data linked to a location solve problems. I think the most common use of GIS is in your car. That little GPS unit uses location data to show you how to get from Point A to Point B. That's about the most basic part of GIS. Another common use includes plotting census information like population density, household income, and population growth.

These make pretty maps and are fun to play with but that isn't the point behind GIS. Now that the information is in a graphical representation and easier to understand you've got to use it to solve a problem. Let's take population density for example. Now that you have a map of the population density you can overlay a road map of the area and figure out where you can expect higher amounts of traffic. Now you can figure out if you need to expand the roads or put in new lights to compensate for the larger population. Add in the population growth and you can design your roads to plan ahead for the expected growth of the region. That's what GIS is all about.

It gets even more in depth too. You can track delivery trucks with GPS so you can plot better delivery routes for the future or figure out exactly when a package will be delivered. Some of the devices even measure speed, fuel consumption, breaking power, or how long a truck has been idling which can be used to figure out whether or not a driver is meeting your criteria for their deliveries like time between deliveries, safety hazards, or bad driving habits. One of the presenters showed us a model of a delivery company in Europe with a system like this. The system could show us the path the driver took, how fast he was going (and if he was speeding), how long he stayed at a stop, and tons and tons of other information. It's a bit of an overload if you don't know what to do with the information but from a logistics stand point it makes a lot of sense.

One of the sessions included a tutorial on Google Earth. I love Google Earth. It is one of the most fascinating tools out there. If you haven't played with it I suggest you download it now, enter in your address, and watch as Google Earth plummets you from orbit down onto your house. Do it, now.

Anyway, the presenter showed us how we could use Google Earth to show our own hot spots and enter in information. Nothing new to me. What I didn't know is that you could embed images and YouTube videos using HTML in your saved locations. AND after you've done that you can actually save your "trips" and send them to your friends who can download and then see your content in Google Earth on their computer. There are a few caveats about it, like if you use a photo file that's local on your hard drive it won't embed in the save file. You can use an image hosted on a website (like Flickr) and that will automatically get pulled form the web and into Google Earth (just make sure you follow the Creative Commons set up by the owner of the image). It was pretty fun to play around with that.

Last but not least there was a session on GeoCaching. GeoCaching is pretty much a scavenger hunt. People hide things out in the world and give you the coordinates which you use to find the cache. Pretty simple. Lots of fun. I dabbled with this a little before but now that GPS technology is pretty widespread it's hard not to get into it. During the session our presenter actually had GPS units for us to use and find a GeoCache that was hidden nearby. Field trip! I actually used Google Maps on my BlackBerry and was able to put in the longitude and latitude and find the location. Now, you have to know that most GPS units aren't exact. Yes, they will get you to within a couple feet of your destination but it won't be literally right on top of the GeoCache (at least not always) so there's a little bit of searching that needs to be done to find the GeoCache. And it's not always in plain sight or easy to find. That's part of the fun of GeoCaching. It's getting to the location and then finding the actual GeoCache. Yes, it may sound a little lame to some of you (stop rolling your eyes) but it can be enjoyable and will get me out of the house.

I'm hoping I can convince some of my local friends to join me on a GeoCaching expedition. If I do it will give me some more to write about. I don't see it being that hard since I know at least two people who would be interested. I just have to prepare myself for being out of the house for something other than going to the bar (I'm not an alcoholic). I'm also hoping the weather gets cooler so Ski RoundTop will start making snow and open up. I want to go skiing so bad. Random though, I know. That's me. Until next time.

Asian out.

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2009/11/17

2009 PRFC BruFest

Remember that short post I wrote on Friday from the Island Cafe at Station Square? Well, this is the reason that post was so short:



Friday night was the night the Pittsburgh Rugby Football Club hosted the 2009 BruFest. A night of beer and food down in Station Square. This was not the first Brewers Festival I have attended but it was the first year I had been able to attend the PRFC BruFest. I knew what to expect with the beer, for the most part, but I wasn't ready for the venue(s).

Station Square is an awesome venue. Right on the river, beautiful view of downtown, and some great bars. The BruFest this year was at three different bars in Station Square: Steelhouse, Barroom, and Saddle Ridge. On any regular occasion in Pittsburgh you probably wouldn't find me in any of these bars (especially Saddle Ridge, a country bar). It would take an event like, oh, BruFest for me to go to one of these places or all three in one night. Let me tell you, having the three venues, which are side-by-side-by-side, made it that much more enjoyable. I've been to other brewers festivals before and having a small venue can sometimes kill it. This was not the case.

The beer was definitely flowing Friday night. There were forty (that's a four with a zero) brewers present who brought over eighty (that's the speed I like to do on the Turnpike) beers to try. I know for a fact that I didn't make it through all eighty beers. There were a bunch of beers which I had tried before and was okay with skipping over them. There were a lot of beers so I don't remember all of what I tried. The one that stood out the most was the Vanilla Coffee Porter. I don't remember what brewery it was from though. I wasn't taking notes like someone else. I do know that almost all the beers I had I enjoyed, even some of the IPA's (India Pale Ales, for you non-beer nerds). Old favorites I had included the Java Head coffee stout from Troegs and the Dragon's Milk from New Holland. I guess there was food there too but the only thing I had was a delicious brownie. *shrugs* Eating beforehand was a really good idea.

What really made the evening, at least for me, was the company. Any situation I'm in can always be made better with a few good friends. Toss in about fifteen awesome friends and, well, fun will most definitely be had. The group started out small with me and my gracious host, @beth910, having dinner at the Island Cafe. From there we met up with @MeetJenn, my good buddy @jeffkupko (the note taker), and @psylum and made our way into BruFest. We ran into a few other friends but it was mostly our small group throughout a good part of the event.

At least we got closer to the end of the night. By that time all the judges (of which we knew a few) were done judging and everyone had tried what they wanted and we could congregate in together. That's also about the time that the cameras came out and lots and lots and LOTS of photos were taken. It turned into a regular old TweetUp with all the tweeters there. There were way too many to list here but I got to meet a few of them for the first time face-to-face. I also got to spend some more time with others I had briefly met at PCPGH4. We even convinced two of them to ride the mechanical bull.

That about sums up BruFest for me. If you want some more detailed reviews of some of the beers at BruFest check out @jeffkupko's blog. It's why he was taking notes. I'm sure the SIDT guys will have something up soon as well. I can't wait until the next beer festival, or TweetUp for that matter. I miss seeing all you crazy yinzers.

Some other quick notes:
- I made it through the halfway point of NaBloPoMo, even with all my filler "cheating". I'm not going to lie, it has been challenging. It's going to be a fun second half of the month. Let's hope I can keep up with it.
- If you hadn't noticed I'm back on Twitter. I took a hiatus and attempted to catch up on everyone's blog and failed miserably. It was hard not to Tweet this past weekend hanging out with Yinz Team so I made the plunge back in. I'm not going to be as active as I used to be and won't be checking it as often but I'm technically back.
- Still no job, trying to keep up with the gym, and I suck at finding time to read books. I know, fail. At least I've been keeping up with NaBloPoMo so far.

Asian out

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2009/11/16

Deer and Beer



I brought my laptop out with me with the full intention of writing a Blog post at the bar while I was out but then I got the invite for deer and beer. It's exactly what it says. My friend is a hunter and got himself a nice sized doe. He was kind enough to invite us over to his place and cook for us. Needless to say that won over staying at the bar and writing a post. I promise to write two good posts in the next two days. Hold me to it.

Asian out

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